It turns out that I need "toric" contact lenses. They cost more than 2 times the price of normal contacts. Darn these unround eyeballs of mine!
In other news, I've heard no less than 4 crazy stories in the past 4 days. Can you imagine that? 1 crazy story per day! I know it's gotta end sooner or later, but I really hope that tomorrow will bring another crazy story. I think my previous record was 3 in 2 days, which is less crazy stories, but a higher crazy story/day rate. One can only hope that this doesn't end today, because they even got crazier as the days went on.
In somewhat related news, Glen only got 2 hours of sleep last night. He called me today and the conversation went sort of like this:
Me: Hey
Glen: YO!
Me: What's wrong with you?
Glen: What?
Me: Why are you talking so loud?
Glen: I only got like 2 hours of sleep last night
Me: Why?
Glen: I don't know, I just couldn't sleep
Me: I can completely understand that
Glen: Yo, I watched (some movie, I can't remember what he said)!
Me: Ya?
Glen: Hey, wasn't Lowell disgusting this weekend?
Me: Ya...
Glen: Seriously, wasn't he gross?
Me: Ya...
Glen: Hey, you wanna watch The Passion?
Me: Ya, sure.
Glen: How about this weekend?
Me: Ya, sure.
Glen: Ya, let's do that, after church.
Me: I've gotta plan my birthday too
Glen: Ya, I was gonna ask you about that next
Me: I was thinking about going to Gerrard Street for dinner
Glen: Ya, let's go check it out this weekend and pick a place, and then go watch The Passion.
Me: It's a date.
*silence*
Glen: Ya, so....
___________________
If you've never had insomnia, this will just sound like another e-mail from me after I couldn't sleep. It was eye-opening to me. I didn't realize what a retard I sound like when I send out those e-mails. I've saved them all, but I haven't actually read any of them after I wrote them. I apologize profusely.
And, that conversation proved that Gay Chicken, which worked really well in the Scrubs episode from a couple of weeks ago, doesn't work in real life as well as it does on TV.
~Gerstro
In other news, I've heard no less than 4 crazy stories in the past 4 days. Can you imagine that? 1 crazy story per day! I know it's gotta end sooner or later, but I really hope that tomorrow will bring another crazy story. I think my previous record was 3 in 2 days, which is less crazy stories, but a higher crazy story/day rate. One can only hope that this doesn't end today, because they even got crazier as the days went on.
In somewhat related news, Glen only got 2 hours of sleep last night. He called me today and the conversation went sort of like this:
Me: Hey
Glen: YO!
Me: What's wrong with you?
Glen: What?
Me: Why are you talking so loud?
Glen: I only got like 2 hours of sleep last night
Me: Why?
Glen: I don't know, I just couldn't sleep
Me: I can completely understand that
Glen: Yo, I watched (some movie, I can't remember what he said)!
Me: Ya?
Glen: Hey, wasn't Lowell disgusting this weekend?
Me: Ya...
Glen: Seriously, wasn't he gross?
Me: Ya...
Glen: Hey, you wanna watch The Passion?
Me: Ya, sure.
Glen: How about this weekend?
Me: Ya, sure.
Glen: Ya, let's do that, after church.
Me: I've gotta plan my birthday too
Glen: Ya, I was gonna ask you about that next
Me: I was thinking about going to Gerrard Street for dinner
Glen: Ya, let's go check it out this weekend and pick a place, and then go watch The Passion.
Me: It's a date.
*silence*
Glen: Ya, so....
___________________
If you've never had insomnia, this will just sound like another e-mail from me after I couldn't sleep. It was eye-opening to me. I didn't realize what a retard I sound like when I send out those e-mails. I've saved them all, but I haven't actually read any of them after I wrote them. I apologize profusely.
And, that conversation proved that Gay Chicken, which worked really well in the Scrubs episode from a couple of weeks ago, doesn't work in real life as well as it does on TV.
~Gerstro

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