One more hour until I HAVE to sleep. I HAVE to sleep because I HAVE to wake up at 7:30, and I HAVE to go to work tomorrow for my first day on the job. I'm actually pretty excited about it. I went and spent almost $600 on suits today. The sales guy was helpful, in that he told me that my pinstriped suit was striped with blue and white. I seriously, seriously, didn't even see the blue stripes until he pointed them out to me. But I think it's a pretty fly suit.

I hope everyone there actually treats me like the new guy. I want everyone there, standing in the front foyer, clapping for me as I walk into the office. Then, on my lunch break, I'll go to Tim Horton's, which, after a rough day of figuring out the photocopier, trying to understand the phone system, and learning how to adjust my swivel chair, will provide me with a meal that tastes just like home. Except they don't serve Indian food, so it won't. Anyways, I do hope they are good people. And it wouldn't hurt to have a few cute secretaries either. For conversation, of course.

Blueberry muffins are calling to me in the kitchen. Yes, I made them. And yes, they're gonna be amazing. And yes, you've wasted 10 seconds reading this sentence.

~Gers-O