Well, scorpion lady, your time has come. (that just sounds like a line that someone should use in a movie sometime. Or in general conversation. Either, or.)

Canoe is a sweat restaurant. The view is wicky-wild, and the food was actually enough to fill me up. I'd have to say my favourite part of the meal was the raspberry lemonade, with the real raspberry inside. That was one of the best raspberries I've had. I'm gonna have to try to make something like that. And cheesecake. Man, it's things like work that ruin good things like cheesecake. I have no time to make one, and I have the cream cheese in my fridge. One day....

You know how people act differently when they're around people as opposed to when they're just with you? Ya, I don't mind that, because everyone does that. But I hate it when people act like their all that and a bag of chips when they're with other people. That makes no sense. You're not cooler than you were before. Like my boss says (usually to customers who are flaky and won't commit to a meeting), "Gerson, we're never talking to him again. He's a fudging loser. If he calls here again, tell him to go to fudge himself." Of course he doesn't say fudge, and of course the guy never calls us again.

~Gers-O